Coffee sayings and phrases

Roasted coffee beans in Ethiopia
Roasted coffee beans in Ethiopia

It’s a measure of how important coffee has become to our culture that it’s found its way into the language, via so many sayings, phrases and proverbs such as: “Wake up and smell the coffee” – a commonly-used phrase meaning to ‘pay attention to a situation and try to do something about it’. It seems to be American in origin, although there’s no record of its first use. Example of usage: “If first-time buyers think it’s easy to get on the property ladder, they need to wake up and smell the coffee.””Coffee-housing” – Used as a verb, the Cassell Dictionary of Slang defines this as a mid-19th century phrase meaning to gossip or chatter. Originally in use among the fox-hunting fraternity, it refers to the perceived behaviour of those frequenting 18th century coffee houses. Example of usage: “Is Jane coming, or is she still coffee-housing?”

“Coffee and cocoa” – a 20th century rhyming slang phrase, meaning “say so”. Abbreviated and popularised on BBC radio in the 1950s as “I should cocoa”.

Most cultures seem to have a proverb involving coffee, such as “coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love” – an old Turkish saying, which does perfectly describe the strong, sugary cups of espresso-type coffee popular in Turkey, which is more usually brewed in a saucepan rather than a coffee machine to increase its strength. There are several other Turkish coffee proverbs, in line with that culture’s long relationship with the coffee bean – another is, “Coffee and tobacco are complete repose”. In a similar vein is the Ethiopian proverb, “Coffee and love taste better when hot.” The Dutch are less hot-blooded, with their proverb being, “Coffee has two virtues – it is wet and warm”.

Whether funny or true, these phrases track our relationship with coffee going back centuries, and emphasise how important it is both to the individual and to society as a whole.

 

 

 

Painting with coffee

If you’ve tried baking with coffee, drinking it, composting the used grounds and using it as a beauty treatment, how about getting touch with your creative side by painting with coffee? Several artists now create watercolour-style paintings using nothing but coffee – and some also incorporate coffee grounds to add texture.

Thai artist Pornchai Lerthammasiri has been using the medium for several years, creating beautiful, monotone landscapes with coffee. He started experimenting after learning about the ancient Chinese art of painting with tea, and soon found the stronger colour of coffee more suited to painting. It’s taken him six years to perfect the technique so that the finished painting will stand the test of time and not deteriorate. He uses different strengths of coffee to achieve different shades, and the resulting picture has a vintage, sepia appearance.

“When I want to paint waterfalls or a distant mountain, I use the spray bottle to soften the pictures.  There are various results that only the brush alone cannot achieve,” he said, in an interview in Preaw – Weekend, a leading Thai magazine.

American artists Angel Sarkela-Saur and Andrew Saur have also embraced the medium – they own the Coffee Art website, and have been painting with coffee for over ten years. They enjoy creating fine art out of something so universal and readily available as coffee, and their work has appeared in exhibitions in several European countries as well as in the U.S. According to Andrew, their coffee art has “attracted a strong following”.

Many artists prefer to use instant coffee for painting, as it’s easier to control the strength and therefore the colour intensity. Once mixed, the liquid is used just like watercolour paint, with varying amounts of water added to produce different shades. It takes a little practice to get it right, as the coffee mixture is stickier and more difficult to work with than standard paint – so you might want to switch on the coffee machine to have a little caffeine yourself before you make a start!